Its that time of the year once again, and we all are celebrating the season. Here at Wolexis, we decided to steer Santa from the North Pole ...
Its that time of the year once again, and we all are celebrating the season.
Here at Wolexis, we decided to steer Santa from the North Pole to Old Trafford today regardless if the Red Devils have been good or bad this year- yeah they have been a little bit bad but it is Christmas.
We decided to be Santa’s elves and package the right gifts for the boys at Old Trafford, traditionally gifts are opened on Boxing Day but you get a sneak peek.
FIRST AID BOXES… LOTS OF ‘EM
There is no denying the struggle Man Utd have had this season with players heading to the treatment table so frequently.
When Smalling got substituted against Southampton because of injuries, his heading to the treatment table became the 43rd time a United player would have to do so this season with the season barely halfway.
So yes, first aid boxes for quicker treatment or healing, because to think the injuries would slow down during this festive period is quite unrealistic.
WORLD CLASS CENTRAL DEFENDER
So much mediocrity in the middle of the defence that Santa ordered this package by himself, okay maybe it is not as bad as pronounced with Chris Smalling, Jonathan Evans, Phil Jones, and Marcos Rojo… Lol.
Is Ron Vlaar of Aston Villa world class? He would definitely be a better fit for Man Utd and has been long rumored to join the team. If the Red Devils can open this gift is entirely up to the Midland Customs from Aston Villa, we have done our job here… Package the gift.
ANDERSON’S LEFT FOOT FOR ANTONIO VALENCIA
Valencia has been instrumental to Man Utd’s success of late and is as direct as a Legolas’ shot arrow whipping in crosses and providing assists… with just a foot.
For a 10 for Ecuador, it seems absurd the winger cannot use his weaker foot. Yes it is called a weaker foot for a reason but Valencia makes his own non-existent or his balance foot. Such is his predictability that teams show him to his weaker foot and are ready to run the race when he switches back to his dominant foot.
Imagine the damage, Antonio could cause if he had Anderson’s left foot, not that the Brazilian’s foot is Messi-esque, it has just seen more cobwebs than Old Trafford grass. Efficiency.
HO-HO-HO…. Merry Christmas Old Trafford Faithful.
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