It is Christmas today, and we all are celebrating the season. Here at Wolexis, we decided to steer Santa from the North Pole to Etihad toda...
It is Christmas today, and we all are celebrating the season.
Here at Wolexis, we decided to steer Santa from the North Pole to Etihad today regardless if the Citizens have been good or bad this year.
We decided to be Santa’s elves and package the right gifts for the boys at Etihad, traditionally gifts are opened on Boxing Day but here you get a sneak peek.
MORE OF THE SAME FOR HART:
We got a request from Manuel Pellegrini asking specifically to bring in more of what has kept his goalkeeper, Joe Hart, sane this season.
The English goalkeeper has gone about his job quietly and was quite rightly rewarded for his performances.
Now the Spanish gaffer is afraid that the performances would soon grow into a mirage and has asked us to deliver whatever is keeping the lad going, and so we have wrapped that up. Can’t tell you what it is but believing us, Hart does not want to run low on it.
QUARTER FINALS TICKET
When a Sheikh pleads for this at Christmas you just have to own a soft spot to accept this. The Citizens have not made their way to the Quarter Finals since they returned to the Champions League, twice crashing out at the group stages, and once in the Round of 16 where they lost to current opponents, Barcelona.
It is a hard wish to deliver, for them to knockout Barcelona and advance to the quarter finals. But then again we can deliver a bus or a Ford F450
WATER FROM THE RIVER STYX
We live at the North Pole not in some ancient Greek Myth land you Citizens! Yes, you want the water Achilles was dipped in for Sergio Aguero; that we do understand, that we cannot provide.
But we can provide someone similar to Dr. Eva Carneiro, the female doc at Chelsea. Whatever she does seems to work to keep Chelsea players fit on the pitch and not on the treatment table.
Merry Christmas!
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