It is Christmas today, and we all are celebrating the season. Here at Wolexis, we decided to steer Santa from the North Pole to Anfield tod...
It is Christmas today, and we all are celebrating the season.
Here at Wolexis, we decided to steer Santa from the North Pole to Anfield today regardless if the Reds have been good or bad this year.
We decided to be Santa’s elves and package the right gifts for the boys at Anfield, traditionally gifts are opened on Boxing Day but here you get a sneak peek.
STRIKING OPTIONS:
Top of the priority wishlist for Brendan Rodgers would be securing a striker this window or getting one to magically come down the changing room chimneys.
While Daniel Sturridge is close to return, Rickie Lambert and Mario Balotelli have not quite held it down, with Fabio Borini, well.
Rumors of a return of Fernando Torres is gaining momentum with a talk of a 10M transfer fee involved, east or west, home seems best for both parties- Liverpool and El Nino.
BIG MICROSCOPE LENSES:
…And Pistorius’ blades to Balotelli after the he has been shielded from criticisms on the basis that the Italian was yet to find his feet.
We do not deliver to boys who have been naughty all year round, so this is going straight to the Melwood front office, in hope that the staffers there recognize who it is for or what it is for and use them appropriately.BLOWN-UP SANTA:
Just like insurance companies, we do not pray for bad but why be caught unawares?
So Santa has decided that his lookalike, a blown-up version, be delivered to Brendan Rodgers just in case he sees the exit door quite early this season.
No one is too big to cry or too tough to do so, but is there a better place to cry on than seated in old Nicholas’ laps telling him about all your misfortunes?
IDEOLOGIES:
Shipping them this box of ideologies, because at the moment the Reds look like they have none.
Last season, the proposed system was to build from the back, play possession football, and work way into the box. Funny enough, the Reds’ title challenge was built on none of those but on something similar to the Run ‘n’ Gun in basketball.
It came from personnel and individual brilliance. Now Suarez is gone, Sturridge is out injured, and Sterling cannot seem to replicate such dynamic form and so Liverpool look most times lost on how to go about it.
So before Rodgers throws Balotelli under the bus as to the player being unable to fit Liverpool system, the question is what exactly is the Liverpool system? Box-of-Ideologies Rodgers, box of them.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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